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The anti-hero speaks.
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Kidnapping and molesting fandoms is the (same) old adage.

I write fanfic and draw out of boredom, which happens a lot. But I'm also lazy and rarely edit or proofread. Mistakes are bound to appear.

This is fandom, so don't take things too seriously. Feel free to laugh—chances are I'll be joining you.

Master Fic List

On hiatus sporadically.
1 litre of tears, alternate pairings, amy tan, anime, art history, asoue, augustus, avatar, avatar the last airbender, ayakashi, azula, balthier, balthier/ashe, batman, bleach, blood +, bloody monday, boys before flowers, buffy the vampire slayer, byakuya/rukia, caius/yeul/noel, cameron, canon pairings, cherry juice, chiaroscuro, code geass, crack pairings, cross marian, cross/lenalee, d.gray-man, da vinci, dante alighieri, deadman wonderland, death note, devil may cry, divine comedy, drusilla, eastern promises, fairytales, fan art, fan fiction, fanart, fanfic, fiction, final fantasy, final fantasy x, final fantasy xii, final fantasy xiii, final fantasy xiii-2, fullmetal alchemist, ghost in the shell, grimm brothers, hana kimi, hana yori dango, hana-kimi, hanakimi, hanazakari no kimitachi e, hannibal, harry potter, hatake kakashi, heterodox, hey arnold, hey arnold!, house, house md, ichimaru gin, inuyasha, james bond, kakashi, kingdom hearts, law and order svu, legend of korra, legend of zelda, lenalee, life with derek, light, lin beifong, little mermaid, lolita, lord of the rings, manga, marguerite duras, misa, mononoke, mythology, naruto, octavia, one piece, original fiction, ouran, ouran host club, paprika, perfect girl evolution, pirates of the caribbean, poems, poetry, raphael, reading, ryuuk, sailor moon, samurai champloo, satoshi kon, series of unfortunate events, seymour/yuna, skip beat, snow white, soul eater, super smash bros, the dark knight, the joker, the joy luck club, the wallflower, ukitake/rukia, urahara/ururu, vampire hunter d, van helsing, vladimir nabokov, writing, xxxholic, zuko