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09 June 2009 @ 11:25 pm
Rubenesque [Sirius Black & The Flat Lady]  
Title: Rubenesque
Pairing: Sirius Black & The Fat Lady
Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: General
Rating: G
Word Count: 100

Rubenesque

He would sneak out at night (naughty boy, she giggled with oily lips). And he would appear, just before dawn, smiling charmingly, tossed his hair dashingly, and audaciously asked to be let in.

The Fat Lady sighed, thinking he would break some unfortunate girl’s heart one day. He knew the rules: no password, no entrance. But Sirius Black was a cunning fox, handsome too, and tried to charm her with flattering palaver as he did his numerous girls.

“Lovely, lovely darling! Even Rubens himself cannot hold a brush to your beauty.”

—Oh you—

She glanced around surreptitiously, hinges swinging open.